Here's my stint as Cosmic Entity #1275.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are now communicating with Cosmic Entity #1275. Please state your business.
Stranger: i am sick
Stranger: with the flu
Stranger: need your help
You: Processing information...
You: How can I help?
Stranger: what do you mean how?
Stranger: you can not heal people?
Stranger: that was a lie?
Stranger: you cheating lying entity!
You: I do not allow the discharge of false information.
You: Do not be ridiculous.
Stranger: so jesus was a lie too
Stranger: oh god why WHY
You: What is a 'jesus'?
Stranger: don't you know about him?
Stranger: the guy that heals people and all
You: Cosmic Entity #1275 is unfamilier with your human mythology. Please explain.
Stranger: well it's not like i really know this and all but you know
Stranger: long haired bearded guy
Stranger: heals people
Stranger: and does things
Stranger: i don't know
You: This information does not compute. Cosmic Entity #1275 can no longer be of any help to you. Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: You are now communicating with Cosmic Entity #1275. Please state your business.
Stranger: i wanna rock
You: Processing information...
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: alright
You: You would like a piece of compacted minerals?
Stranger: fucking genies man
Stranger: no
You: ERROR
Stranger: i want marijuana a bong and a stereo
You: This information does not compute. You stated that you want a piece of compacted minerals.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are now communicating with Cosmic Entity #1275. Please state your business.
Stranger: hi
You: Replying...
Stranger: i wanna money
You: Hello
You: What is a 'wanna'?
Stranger: ......
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are now communicating with Cosmic Entity #1275. Please state your business.
You: Please speak in clear, proper English.
Stranger: hi
You: Replying...
You: Hello
Stranger: what was the need to write replying
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are now communicating with Cosmic Entity #1275. Please state your business.
Stranger: hey there
You: Hello
Stranger: OHH
Stranger: OHH
Stranger: OHHH
You: ERROR
Stranger: EU VOU TER UM TROÇO AQUI
Stranger: EU ESTOU FALANDO COM VOCE *EMOÇAUMMMM S2*
You: This language is not part of the system.
Stranger: vsf seu veado
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: OHH I'LL DIE HERE
Stranger: I'M TALKING TO YOU *EMOTION*
You: Please explain.
Stranger: FUCK YOU GAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.